NEWS: Stray from the Path Drummer and The Downbeat Podcast Host Reveals Quest to Resemble Engorged Penis [2023]
Long-time percussionist of metalcore act Stray from the Path and host of acclaimed alternative music-based podcast The Downbeat Craig Reynolds took time amid a flurry of tweets describing the injustice of worsening merch cuts to detail his quest to get a positively jacked neck. Reynolds goes on to question whether or not this would call into question one’s sexuality–though the general consensus on our end is such that a huge neck is worth whatever judgement less enlightened folk might hurl your way. There isn’t much more to say about this, as who doesn’t want to go full on Flex Lewis mode? View Reynolds’ tweet below and then hit the gym.